Dumb english alphabet (Smart american gammadelt)

This is the dumb english alphabet (SMART AMERICAN GAMMADELT) It consists of 36 letters with unique sounds like ‘kyeah, lyeah, byeah’ the alphabet is 28% icelandic (the ‘yeah’ sounds), 8% russian (oi, oy and ya) 8% greek, (the rho and ouh) 2.7% ancient english (the whinn) and 2.7% macedonian, (the lyeh) and 50% DUMB ENGLISH! Meaning that half of the alphabet is made up of borrowed letters or sounds from other languages, only 50% is original or in the normal english alphabet